I have received a few feature requests for this blog, and the only two I remember at this time are an email notification of updates (which should be arriving shortly, as soon as I devise a way to collect a legitimate subscription from the page) and a LiveJournal simulcast (which I haven’t to foggiest clue how I’m going to pull off). If anybody has any other requests, I’d love to hear them (please save the “take a fucking English class, asshole” and “stop posting book and movie reviews” requests for personal meetings because “up yours” just doesn’t have the same gravity – or satisfaction – via written word).